Profession of professions

Ever since I've finished my second semester, I've been wondering what am I gonna do..
I've been whining about facing the huge competition all my life, but when
I realise how competitive world is gonna be from this stage..I just dont
wanna think about it..I dont have the energy left in me to crib anymore.I dont want to be one more of those IT professional who have a stiff neck. Dont want to be the IT professional who becomes a REGULAR to a spinal surgeon..not one more who is used to sleeping in 'standing' or the 'sitting' position.

I've been analyzing all professions and the one that seems best to me is
'to be a DON'...Think about it..DON is the most respected and feared profession plus wat?? its high paying... You can control everything and everybody..sounds good doesnt
it??

Just wait and watch..Dons are gonna rule everywhere..
Just imagine 3 kids saying....
kid 1: "aye mera daddy hai na..doctor hai, unka chakoo leke tera operation
kar dunga"
kid 2: "aye mera daddy hai na..engineer hai, unko bolke tere ga**d me
shock dunga"
kid 3: "ayyyyyyeeeeee... kya chal rela hai re idhar?? huh?? kon awaj kar rela hai?? tera baap kon hai re??? apun ka baap ko pichanta na?? kya?? unka naam sunke akkhi mumbai chaddi geeli kar deti hai..tera baap peeli kar dega... kya??... chal hawa aane de"

these don kids will be engineers and doctors in all top shot colleges like
IIT, AIIMS..
kid 1: "what was ur AIR in IIT-JEE???"
kid 2: "apun IIT diyahich nahi.."
kid 1: "fir admission kaise mila??"
kid 2: "Don quota...baap don hai na.."

Being a Don will be a prestige in the coming years..U'll be a celebrity..frequently on TV..you'll be on shows like koffee with karan..
Most of all, The police will protect you from themselves..pay some sum under the table, nd you are safe..Dons get the heroines you can only think of...There'll be bollywood movies with tagline "inspired from a true story"..

World will soon see Don companies..'Dawood grp of dons', 'shakeel grp of dons' and many others..one could be yours too..
These companies will visit various colleges for campus recruitments, analyze their profiles, conduct aptitude tests and personal interviews and even recruit many aspiring dons, and even train them..

May be then ppl will crib and cry that they didnt become a don..
kareena will dance for your pleasure, dons get "junglee billis" like priyanka chopra (meoooooowwwwwww!!!!!)...wow!

Looking at eh progress made by dons all around the world, guess what is gonna happen...reservations in being a don..OBC, SC/ST, VJ, NT get high priorities to become a don and open category students suffer..and I almost missed out 'girls quota'..30% reserrvations for 'bens'......and then what, dons will want to marry 'fe-dons' a.k.a 'bens'....

Visualise this....father of the bride talking to his son-in-law and his father..

"dekhiye..apni beti ko sab shikhsha dee hai humne!! chaalees aadmi ko maara hai abhi tak!! bandook bahut acha chalati hai..jab bhi market jaati thi, do-teen laash girake aati thi..sab shiksha dee hai..sanskar se paala hai..saat saal ki thi jab isne pehla khoon kiya tha..aapke ghar ka bhi naam roshan karegi..awaj kiya toh aapko bhi tapka dalegi!"

and adding on to this..

"dahej me dekhiye hum jyaada nahi de sakte..hamara ek bomb banaeka factory aapke naam..ek bandook ka karkhana aapa..pachass tole ke pachaas ghode..saliya, ustara, hamare 30-35 aadmi itna hi de sakte hain..dekhiye iske peeche aur do ladkiyan hai jinki shaadi karani hai"

Don colleges will spring up..They'll have categories like 'distinction don', 'first class don', 'pass class don' 'KT don'
Students like us would want to go out of their country..

"mera beta abroad jaa raha hai..Don banne..dubai bhej rahe hain...pehle isne afganistan me taliban college me masters kiya, ab dubai PhD karne ja raha hai"

This post is just a thought, today...who knows whats in reserve tomorrow!!
Period!!
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